Skin Problem? Try Bird Poo

It seems Victoria Beckam has cured her skin problem with a cream containing bird poo. Yep, you read it right, a bit of bird poo and Mrs Beckam's skin problem has disapeared. This wonderful potion called "Giesha Face Mask" costs 100 English pounds a pop but gee it is doing wonders for Victoria's skin.

I don't know if you would like to slap a bit of bird poo on your face for the sake of beauty but I sure would have to think twice about it. I tend to lick my lips a little too much for that but maybe...if they paid me 100 pounds every time I might give it a bit of thought. What do you think? Would you put poo on your face for the sake of beauty?